Carrying its Bible in one hand and a cross
in the other, the Jehovah's Witness stared wildly, looking straight into
Alison's soul. She quickly looked away. The clown on stilts hurriedly backed
away from Alison's window, and the other invading circus creatures followed
suit. Except for the dead mime, which mysteriously began to float upwards.
Teddy shot some fireballs at it, but it continued to rise. Rise like a piece of
dough in a slightly warmed place.
Alison hurried over to her CD player and
hit the play button. CDs began to shoot at the Jehovah's Witness at incredible
speeds. However, the Jehovah's Witness managed to dodge every one and then returned
fire with his cross gun, destroying Alison's CD player in one hit.
Alison knew what she had to do. She began
singing Lady Gaga's "Lovegame" at the top of her lungs. The Jehovah's
Witness dropped his bible and cross gun and covered his ears. Teddy made his
move. He shot fireballs at the Jehovah's Witness, setting him on fire. But it
was too late; the mime had become fully reanimated.
Alison grabbed her eye shadow off her
dresser and lunged at the mime, smearing purple across his face. The mime
laughed at her. "Only sparkly purple eye shadow can stop me!"
Fortunately Alison happened to have some sparkly purple eye shadow on hand. She
attacked the mime, yet it had been a clever ruse; the mime grew even more
powerful. She fumbled across her dresser and threw the first item she grabbed at the mime, her blush. The mime shrieked in
agony and then burst into flames. But even though they had gotten rid of the
mime, the Jehovah's Witness, and two clowns, Alison and her stuffed animals
were not yet out of harm's way because the zombie acrobats had arrived.
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